There were 10 blondes and one brunette and they were hanging onto a rope that was hanging over a cliff. They all agreed that one of them would have to let go air otherwise the rope would snap. After a while the brunette said that she would be the one who would let go and gave an emotional story why she would leg go. After a while when all the blondes stopped crying they all started to clap…….

Todd

Which hand do you use to grab a snake?

Someone else’s!

Evan

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Anonymous

Why did the possum  cross the road?

Because he wanted to see his 

flatmate.

Evan

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